Me: You ever play ouija board?
Friend: No, someone I know had a bone-chilling, unearthly, ghastly, scary experience with a ouija board once and the horrifying story traumatized me so much that I can’t play with them.
Me: Really? What happened?
Friend: They wouldn’t tell me. But trust me, if you…
And the best part is you saying ‘play’ because it is a toy, whom the rights currently belong to Hasbro (having formerly been Parker Brothers).
the widest door to the spirit world is a piece of cardboard with letters on it you move a triangle over