khatoblepas

khatoblepas:

samael:

pinataprincess:

glowcloud:

pupkid:

bevelrey:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

AAAH

im in physical pain

*wretching noises*

it’s from a john green thing i’m not even surprised

Because… going out with someone doesn’t give them the power to kill you? What? That’s not how killers work. Like, if cigarettes were just a thing you put in your mouth to sate an oral fixation and sometimes they happened to light up and then, y’know, blow your head off or something, that’d be more apt to what was just being discussed.

I don’t get what…. the point is here? You can fund whatever evil thing that hurts people you want so long as you don’t personally benefit from it? Buy cigarettes so you can make a douchey statement to get a girl to go out with you? Put axe murderers between your teeth and they’re as docile as kittens?

Like this isn’t even pretentious, it’s outright incomprehensible.

it’s a metaphor

cowboy-beepboop

skate-high:

chips-a-whore:

mortu4ry:

stain3dglasseyesandcolorfultears:

doll-up-and-sleepwalk:

240posse:

bar-queen:

younopoo:

monoclelewinsky:

queenm0riarty:

sanctuary-remix:

thousanddreamers:

bowlosugar:

xiahdesu:

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